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elizimy:

Because I’m strange and can’t sleep.

Everyone’s just mad cause my girl’s “4am bitch face” is sexier than their best smile

Posted 5 hours ago

That one friend with the fucked-up sense of humor:

dumaspoe:

teambrownie1:

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This be me

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good-lay:

officialdaddyegbert:

davvvd:

-annoying:

the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut

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I thought this was the “I would like to speak with a manager” haircut

it’s both.

,

Posted 19 hours ago
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jobhaver:

secret government agent: tell me right now, do aliens smoke weed

mulder: [tied to a chair in a dark room] i wont ever tell you this

secret government agent: *punches mulder in the face* what kind of weed do aliens smoke

mulder: *spits blood on the agent*

secret government agent: where can i buy this dank ass space weed

mulder: fuck you

Posted 1 day ago
dirtyberd:

forever a favorite

always an acceptable answer

dirtyberd:

forever a favorite

always an acceptable answer

Posted 1 day ago

nezua:

rubyvroom:

Sorry for the extremely lengthy post on your dashes but this is so important

The world is watching, White America.

FIGHT TERRORISM, STOP COPS.

Posted 1 day ago
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otfilms:

Howl’s Moving Castle (2004)

otfilms:

Howl’s Moving Castle (2004)

Posted 2 days ago
forever-dirty-minded:

Feel every inch of me inside you…

forever-dirty-minded:

Feel every inch of me inside you…

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